Drink Beer, Neglect Family! Glug down a few pints of beer, feel various effects of being drunk and try to avoid your family as long as you can. Depending on how many beers you can down you'll get a different ending. Enjoy Drink Beer, Neglect Family.
Move - Left/Right Arrow Keys. Climb Ladders - Up/Down Arrow Keys. Jump - Z. You can also use Down Arrow to drop down through bridges.